People who annoy me

I suppose it is probably most of them really, but some highlights.
The local High St was taped off by the police due to a fire. Trumpton were there wearing breathing apparatus. Muppett complaing in loud voice, How much bloody longer will it be shut.
The prats at Reading who couldn't be bothered to walk another 15 feet to use the urinal weeing up the wall instead meaning the rest of us had to wade through a lake of pee-mud.